did you get engaged???
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Another day, another engagement, another cat
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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