I heard we made out
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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