Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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