Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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