Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Less talking, more tequila
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Randomize
