You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
honey bunches of taint.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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