Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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