have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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