Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Where is the hickey?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Someone shit on the floor
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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