I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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