Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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