I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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