i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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