People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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