Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
it's like iHOP with fire
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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