so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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