ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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