Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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