glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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