I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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