I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Randomize
