Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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