Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I have already put on my inside pants.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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