You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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