just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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