she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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