I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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