So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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