me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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