D3 body, D1 cock
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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