I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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