Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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