This girl is more easily done than said...
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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