just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I need a beard to bite.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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