we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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