Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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