She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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