I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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