Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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