No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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