I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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