It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
