I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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