And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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