i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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