pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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