so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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