I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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