Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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