I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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