My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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