ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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