I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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